I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
History is written by the victors.
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!
He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.
Well done is better than well said.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Never leave till tomorrow that which you can do today.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
The measure of a life is not what that life accomplishes,but rather the impact that life has on others.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as
kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic
pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
You can do anything, but not everything.
The manager administers, The leader innovates.
The manager maintains, the leader develops.
The manager relies on systems, the leader relies on people.
The manager counts on controls, the leader counts on trust.
The manager does things right, the leader does the right thing.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.
When the well is dry, we know the worth of water.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a way that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
A Man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.
Poet (43 BCE - CE 17)
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.